John Olcese

Bio

First off, don’t believe anything
John says. According to legend,
he quit school at ten years of age

and ran away from home to study
piano at a conservatory located at

the base of the Dabie Mountains
range in central China.
Unfortunately, after several

months of being a stowaway
aboard a ship called “Broaden

Your Horizons,” he discovered
that it was quite impossible to get
to central China on a fishing boat.

After this unfortunate set-back, he
had the incredible opportunity to perform on the now cancelled TV
Series YES, EVEN YOU CAN BE
A MUSICIAN.

He claims his musical
background covers everything
from Polkas to Jazz, but he’s still
trying to figure out why they put
the black keys on the piano,
constantly complaining because
they get in the way. After traveling
the world without a GPS, he is
“thrilled” to use his EZ-Pass to
perform with the amazing Picture

Perfect Band!

Info

  • John Olcese
  • Plays Piano